Strange Developments

I arrive to work this morning and perform my usual tasks; checking interoffice email, opening neccessary apps to work, then I try to check the news online when I notice that my internet is not working. It appears that the powers that be here at [Name Withheld] Corp. have required all empl's to use a standard "proxy server" in order to get onto the internet. In other words, we're wasting too much goddamn time emailing on Gmail, Yahoo, etc, perusing MySpace and paying our bills that no work is being done. Thus, I'll resign to just checking my personal shit at home. Sigh...there goes all the fun at work!

The TRUTH Revealed!

The video is UP! This will most likely be the LAST post I make regarding the "strange visitation" witnessed 2 nights ago. In the corresponding video, take a close look at the clouds behind the weather people. In the 1st part of the video, you'll see the gray cigar-shaped object quickly move from the man's left to the woman's right, then out of the screen. The video is then rewound to the 2nd part, focusing closer upon the man, then following the object as it moves across the screen. Accept or reject, but keep in mind that this object was not only witnessed by myself and my friends taping it, but also potentially hundreds of thousands of people. The object was visible in dusk, in the middle of rush-hour, and in the heart of Orlando. It's also possible that this object was detected at Orlando Executive Airport, Orlando International, and perhaps maybe even MacDill AFB in Tampa or Patrick AFB in Melbourne...not to mention NASA just 45 miles to the east of Orlando. Click the link to view the object seen over Downtown Orlando: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1761971020

Conspiracy???

Follow up to the previous post:

- The video evidence of the strange "object" was attempted an upload on MySpace. Strangely, that video has ALSO been erased! Who is doing this?

Also, helicopters were heard flying over our house late last night. While I'm sure this is most likely paranioa, our neighborhood RARELY has copters flying over. Besides, considering the 'hood where I grew up (Pine Hills), 'copters are really no scare to me.

WE ARE BEING WATCHED!

They're Here!

I was always a skeptic, but also always never doubted the existence of life elsewhere in this Universe; albeit not INTELLIGENT life, but life in some for or other. Thus, last night while driving home on Interstate 4 and approaching downtown Orlando, I notice a strange looking object hovering above in the sky. Next to it a few miles away also in the sky was a regular and ordinary blimp, often seen in our fair metropolis. However, the strange object was NOT blimp. It was cylindrical, dark in color, and had no lights on it that I could see. I immediately call a friend of mine and start explaining what I'm seeing. At that moment, my friend switches the cable station to a local 24 hours News Channel. On the station, the weather is being displayed and behind the announcers is a live camera shot of downtown Orlando, pointed in the direction of I-4 where I'm driving. While my friend and I are talking about the "object" I'm seeing in the sky, my friend stops in mid sentence and then tells me that they too saw the exact same object. From what I saw on the highway and from what they saw on TV, the image quickly moved closer to downtown Orlando, ducked behind a cloud, then with unhuman speed, flew quickly across the sky and was heading west...this was caught on video by my friend who DVR'd the "object" shown on TV.

We can only come to the conclusion this "object" was a UFO. We've tried several times to post this video on the internet, to no avail...it keeps being deleted by SOMEONE...we don't know who. I know that I did NOT see a blimp or an airplane for that matter at this "object" was moving at speeds too fast for modern aircraft.

We are being watched and the aliens are becoming way too careless!

The Golden Blahs

As predickted, I didn't stay up too late to watch the overly scripted and bland Golden Globe awards. I did, however, catch the best (and worst) parts and am now hear to recall them for you in glorious blogging detail!

Red Carpet Pre-Show: Hosted by Ryan Seacrest, in what may be his most pathetic display of homo cluelessness to date. After hitting on John Stamos, who has long been at the top of Ryan's "Hump Island", Ryan tries to subdue his overtly homo tendencies at the very end by having the chick announcer next to Gay Jay from ATM (don't know her name and don't care) ask him, "So what GIRLS did you think were most attractive tonight, Ryan?" Riiiiight...Ryan was not only hitting on Stamos, he was reMarky Marking the "Funky Bunch" qwaff as a "good look" for the Good Vibrator, oogling at Brad & ignoring the beautiFLY Angelina (who looked like she would much rather be home in bed w/Brad), and rushing his interview with Drew in hopes he would Timber Justin's lake. Sigh...Ryan needs to just COME OUT already along with Rob Thomas!!!

Now onto my picks for best and worst dressed celebrities of the evening:

BEST:

Kate Blanchett - This woman could wear trash bags and still look like a million bucks. Last night, however, she was absolutely stunning in a black McQueen dress w/lace sleeves and a jeweled belt. Simply elegant.

BradJelina - Perfection in a double package! I'm so glad the cameras were fixed upon these two for practically the entire show! Brad always looks good no matter what tux he decides to don. Angelina didn't look too happy and the new latest rumors are suggesting that her scowl from last night may be because she HATED her dress from St. John's. Apparently, she's contracted w/the company to wear their clothing at certain high-profile events...but I guess they best work overtime, cuz Angie HATES going out in bad clothing. She receives best dressed simply because she is Angelina!!!

Renee Zelwigger - Stunning in a kelly green strapless gown that accentuated her great Bridgette Jones figure.

Prince: Yes, he did give a "Talk to Hand" to the camera when he arrived, but you can't blame the man for traffic and for being upset that he was unable to accept his award onstage. He looked as good as ever for nearly approaching his 50's in classic Prince gold bedazzling tux.

WORST:

Beyonce - Although it's common knowledge that I can't stand this bitch, it should be no surprise that she is at the top of my list. Not only did she shamlessly expose areola and overly pose on the red carpet, she had a BAD WEAVE at the same time (look at the pic at the top of this blog for PROOF). HDTV really shows those braids, girl!

Cameron - Her breakup w/JT must have been harder than we thought...Cameron was an utter MESS last night! Not only did she look highly strung-out, she also looked as if she took an alluminun white Xmas tree, chopped it up, then donned it as her evening gown. Top that with badly dyed & chopped black hair and whore-red lipstick and you have a walking disaster!

Charlie Sheen - Did he REALLY need to borrow his dad's suit worn in "The Dead Zone"? Charley looked like a member of the Talking Heads in the video "Burning Down the House" as he was utterly SWIMMING in that oversized suit from the Men's Wharehouse. He then "shouts out" poor Emelio making him stand and take a bow. Oh the train wreck that it Charlie Sheen!!!

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

Resse - Canary yellow...again. Oh well, give the woman credit for dumping cheating old Ryan and then showing up at the Golden Globes. Brave, very brave!

Kate Winslet - White gown, great hair. This woman needs more color!!! She would have been up in Best Dressed had her gown been, say...light blue or hunter green.

That's all for now, kiddies!