The Korean Fire Drill!

Yesterday, M and I were on the way home from a tiring day at work and we wanted nothing more than to just chill with a big steak. While trying to get onto the Turnpike from I-4, M got behind these confused people in the toll lane looking for change. They were holding up everyone trying to get home, so M beeped her horn at the people. They were obviously tourists, because in Orlando, locals KNOW when a toll is coming...there's just so many damn toll roads in this city...anyway, I'm getting off track.

The Tourists were taking too much time searching for change, so M decided to get out of her car (it was M's day to drive cuz ya'll know my Epass having self would've already been on the Turnpike) a pay the toll for the tourists so we could all get moving along.

All of the sudden, the Tourist husband sees M coming his way, so he begins to roll up his window! Now, M is not a big woman...she ain't even a HUGE BITCH...she be this little Korean girl ya'll and it just so happened that the Tourists were of an Asian persuasion also (hey that rhymes)! It were funny ya'll...they probably thought she were gonna shoot they ass or something, cuz I guess Orlando's reputation as crime spot #1 in Florida is getting around. So watch out for those Orlando Koreans ya'll...they packing quarters!!!

Stupid Bitches!

Lordy! Your poor, poor Dominick is going to be left alone all weekend while his gurl 5 Dolla be g'on to tha M-I-A! Yep, while the ho 5 Dolla be trickin it up on South Beach with White Chocolate, Dominick gonna be alone with a pack of wild dogs and an empty house. Too bad it's not Bears. However, ya'll best be assured that Dominick is gonna take advantage of the alone time...methinks a house party, with lots of nekkid mens running around, and a hash bar will suffice for the weekend. What say you?

Seriously, 5 Dolla DO need to get her stank ass outta the house. She's like Gollum in his cave languishing over her precious...Steak that is. So Dominick wishes her a good time with lots of latin hotties. While she partying it up in Miami, I'll be partying it up in...Hunter's Creek. DOH!

The weekend isn't a total loss, however. The Hunter's Creek shindig promises to have some GOOD nose candy...sniff sniff...

Back to Reality...

Greetings fellow Bloggers! Allow me to apologize for my stagnation in blogging...but, no one reads this anyway (so i think)...so i guess it doesn't really matter...

I recently arrived back to Hellando from a nice, relaxing vacation in Miami Beach...ahh...the bliss of crystal clear ocean water, sipping sangria while watching the oh so fine South American hottie sunning himself in front of you...Que Bonito, no?

I think it's kinda funny that I live in Vacationland and had to take a vacation away from it all. But, trust me, if you've lived in Orlando practically your whole life, then all the cutesy, family friendly crap gets old pretty quickly. ESPECIALLY if you've worked at one of the theme parks that adorn this town. I have to admit, however, that Orlando is growing up a little. While the skyline may not match the Mahattanization of Miami's, downtown Orlando IS morphing into a dense cluster of residential and commercial skyscrapers that seem to be sprouting up overnight. Photos of Orlando's skyline are like a PC; obsolete the minute you get them. But, while all that is great...Miami is still bigger, more sophisticated, and a little bit more "grown-up".

Anyways, back to reality...vacation's over and now here I sit in a cubicle of a suburban Orlando office park. Is it break time yet? Oh, and how much vacation time do I have left?