Dominick's Chamber

Broderick In the Car

2010-04-13T07:27:00.000-07:00

One of the hottest straight boys I've ever seen...he's cute, short, and cocky...in more ways than one!

I love Rugby!!!

2010-03-30T15:05:00.000-07:00

Sometimes I just hate everything...

2010-03-11T13:59:00.000-08:00

I should learn to stay away from political news. Lately, it just irritates the fuck out of me. I'm sick to death of hearing about media whore Sarah Palin, shit talking Rush Limbaugh, douchebag Glenn Beck, and asshat Bill O'Reilly. These fools just spew venom, hate, and so many lies; yet are allowed to continue unabated, without the slightest bit of control. FOX News is an agent of the Devil, I'm sure of it!

I really wish politicians would focus on the important issues facing this country...both Democrats and Republicans need to drop this bi-partisan charade of finger-pointing and blaming everyone except themselves. Warmonger Bush was allowed to go for eight fucking years without one peep of opposition...or if there was any opposition, the media didn't pay attention to them. Now, we have Teabaggers consisting of nothing but fat, lazy, clueless idiots who will blindly follow some dickhead like sheep. Why can't people think for themselves???

I'm sick to death of the political pandering by the Religious Right working so tirelessly to erode the Rights of their fellow Americans simply because these people do not fit the social standard of "normal". I'm talking about GLBT Americans. People like to spout how great this country is, how free we are, and how we are a beacon of light in an otherwise dark forest of evil. FUCK THAT. America is not so great when gays and lesbians are treated like second class citizens, where laws are created to prevent gays and lesbians from legally declaring their love for one another, where the rights of gays and lesbians are continuously trampled in the name of God. Groups like Focus on the Family and the Family Research Council are evil and must be stopped. Their reason for attacking (and yes, they are ATTACKING gays and lesbians) is homosexuals are "unnatural", "immoral", and they ride on the same tired old slogan "If they can't reproduce, then they must recruit". Yeah, right...cuz everyone knows we get a free toaster oven for every "recruit" we bring into Gayness. Why are these people so obsessed with homosexuals??? Science tells us that the most homophobic people are indeed homosexuals themselves. Something tells me that if James Dobson (founder of Focus on the Family) got pounded up the ass then maybe that perpetual STICK shoved up there might be dislodged.

These so-called "Christian" groups need to focus on the TRUE meaning of Christ...love, compassion, and empathy for thy fellow neighbor. As such, these groups are NOT Christian in any way, shape of form...they are tax havens, money shelters, and HATE GROUPS. Any group that works tirelessly to bring about the downfall of another group is full of nothing but hate, scorn, and they should be ashamed. But, unfortunately, the blind sheeple voters are so misguided and fall for scare tactics established by these "Christian" groups. It sickens me. It's disgusting, and it makes me sorry to be an American. When thinly veiled bigoted laws such as "Amendment 2" and "Proposition 8" pass is so called "progressive" states such as Florida and California, then it really shows just how far we still have to go as a nation. When special interest politicians focus more on passing laws to ensure only "family friendly" films are made in Florida instead of solving the real problems, then we're doomed to implode from within.

So, no...America is NOT the greatest country in the world. We the US can get over it's Puritanical roots and realize that ALL are indeed created equal, then we will be great. Right now, we are viewed as uptight, ultra-conservative, hypocritical bigots run by the Bible thumpers...the truth hurts.

The Far Right - NOT For the People...

2010-03-02T10:20:00.000-08:00

Senator Jim Bunning (R-KY) is everything that is wrong with the Republican Party; rich, old, White, and male. Thus, it's no surprise Bunning keeps using the Filibuster to stop unemployment benefits for Americans...some even in his OWN home state. Bunning's rationale for hurting Americans: “We cannot keep adding to the debt,” Mr. Bunning said Monday. “It’s over $14 trillion and going up fast.”

Really, Mr. Bunning? Where was your "fiscal conservatism" during the 8 years the Warmonger GW Bush dragged us into TWO costly wars, borrowed billions from China, and extended tax cuts to the top 1% of millionaires? Where were your concerns when it became evident that there were NO weapons of mass destruction, yet Bush demanded MORE money to fight his oil war? Finally, where were you when Bush handed out expensive defense contracts to his cronies at Halliburton without even a bid???

Dickheads like Bunning do not care about the American people. They are AGAINST making the USA a better place to live. He'd rather we go into further debt by staying in unwinnable wars. I thought Conservatives were "Pro-Life", but I was wrong...Conservatives such as Bunning are NOT Pro-Life. If they were, they'd be demanding we end this stupid "War on Terror" where 6,000 Americans have lost their life fighting a war for OIL. They'd be demanding that we STOP borrowing from China. Finally, they would demand helping the American PEOPLE better their way of life, instead of running them thru the hot coals simply because they can't find a job...A job that was OUTSOURCED by the Conservative Presidency to India.

I'm mad as hell. However, people like Bunning don't fucking care. After all, HE still has a job, HE is still getting paid, and HE is still a douchebag Asshat who has lost touch with his constituents. Then again, this is his last term as a Senator...guess he better fuck up the lives of more people before he leaves.

Why must the majority of Americans be held hostage by the outdated principals of the least populated states in this country? Why do we have to care about what some idiot from Kentucky or Utah says? Why are we even listening to these backwoods hicks??? Florida is not the best state in the Union...hell, we're even being held hostage by the likes of "Focus on the Family" feeling they need to stick their nose in the personal lives of consenting adults; pushing their sad, archaic agenda on the voting ballot...but at least in Florida, we have a healthy opposition giving these clowns a run for their money. I'm not sure that I can say the same about Kentucky and Utah...sigh...

All I have to say is...I TOLD YOU SO!

2009-09-30T15:39:00.001-07:00

15 years ago, the NFL was looking to place a third team in Florida. The league courted both Orlando and Jacksonville, but they were REALLY courting Orlando...Jacksonville was a secondary choice. As it stood, the illustrious (note: Sarcasm) then mayor of Orlando, Glenda Hood(rat) and then Orange County Commissioner, Linda Stewart, balked at the NFL. Orlando would have to improve the Citrus Bowl or completely build a new stadium. At the time, Glenda/Linda were too wrapped up in expanding the behemoth Orange County Convention Center and were too far in bed with Disney, Universal, et al in expanding tourism in Orlando. They were so short-sighted on the NFL, they refused to use tourist money to lure a professional football team to Orlando. They were happy with Orlando being a one team town. 15 years ago, the Magic were the hottest ticket in town. They were winning games, they made it to the championships, life was rosy for the Magic. Thus, with all the negativity and bemoaning the two frigid bitches did to the NFL, the league naturally chose Jacksonville. Orlando's loss was Jax's gain.

Jacksonville actually had civic leaders that could look beyond the rose-tinted glasses of tourism. They pooled together business leaders, community support, and government support to build a world-class stadium. The NFL noticed and awarded the expansion team to Jacksonville. Thus, the Jacksonville Jaguars were born.

Now, 15 years later, THIS article comes out: http://www.news4jax.com/sports/21158046/detail.html - JAGUARS COULD PLAY GAMES IN ORLANDO. To sum up, the Jags aren't performing so well in their hometown and the owner, doing as all NFL owners do when their team isn't performing up to scratch, is now looking to Orlando to be their saving grace. All I have to say is...I TOLD YOU SO!!! I KNEW 15 years ago that placing a team in Jacksonville was a bad idea. Jacksonville is the smallest market in Florida. Orlando is the 2nd largest market, besides LA, to NOT have an NFL team. Many say the NFL wouldn't choose Orlando anyway because of the proximity of the Bucs in Tamps. Bullshit I say. If Northern California can host the 49er's and the Raiders, both teams literally 15 miles apart from each other, then the NFL can have a team in both Tampa and Orlando!

Mark my words, today's Orlando leaders know an opportunity when they see one...and the Jags might just be that opportunity. It would be nice to see the Jaguars move to the city which should have been their home in the first place!

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2009-09-16T12:47:00.001-07:00

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Harry Potter & The Suckling Teet and Michael Bay is a Republican

2009-07-20T12:07:00.000-07:00

I loved the new Harry Potter film! Unfortunately, I saw it in the ghetto ass West Oaks AMC and as a result, didn't fully enjoy my theater going experience and just solidifies why I DON'T go to the West Oaks AMC...I got to the theater early to get a good seat and just before the movie begins, in walks this woman with a (barely) one month old infant and a three year old. The theater wasn't crowded, but she decides to sit next to me and M anyway...sigh...to make matters worse, this annoying woman proceeds to pull out her large tit and nurse her infant in the movie theater! Jeezus help us!!! This went on for the first hour and a half until M grew tired of the sound of suckling baby (the infant was also crying most of the night). She turned to the woman and said, "Do you mind?!" The woman walked out of the theater shortly thereafter...good for M!

Moving on...I also saw "Transformers 2 - Revenge of the Fallen". First off, I love the Transformers. I watched every episode, had almost every toy, and even read the comic book adaptation! Thus, imagine my woe when I heard that Michael Bay was reviving the franchise. Michael Bay absolutely LOVES to ruin a good action flick. Take "Pearl Harbor" for example...'nuff said. Anyway, I gave the first one a shot and found it mildly enjoyable...the kid in me, tho, always skips thru the boring dialogue and plot developments and jumps right to the robots. Well...part 2, unfortunately, did NOT come with a remote control. The whole movie is one giant, 2 1/2 hour pile of crap, NOISE FEST. I won't waste your time giving a critique of the movie, as I'm sure you've already read other blogs regarding how BAD this movie is, but I'll confirm the rumors:

- Yes, Devestator (although not referred to as such in the film) is portrayed as having testicles...and there is the line; "I'm directly beneath the enemy's scrotum". Why? Is it for comedic relief? God knows the 50 minute action sequence in which the scrotum is seen needed SOME sort of relief for the audience...

- Yes, there are stereotypical "new" Ebonic speaking Autobots who admit that they cannot read. And to throw even more fuel to the racism fire, they refer to the Hispanic character as a "taco"...no joke!

- Bay's conservative propoganda borderlines on the absurd: from first-time pot smokers tackling random dudes, Optimus Prime yelling the Bushism "Let's Roll", to the tired portrayal of France as a land of mimes and bad escargo. Newsflash, Bay! Optimus always said "roll out!"...not that douchie "Let's roll" that was made-up to embolden a greaving nation! Sheesh!

- Yes, the movie is LONG and during the fight scenes, the viewer finds himself spending the majority his time trying to decipher which robot is who...it's all one big giant mass of metal! The final 50 mins in one giant fight sequence where all the landmarks of ancient Egypt are reduced to a pile of sand...it's almost like watching "Team America: World Police!"

Orlando vs. Tampa - Who's winning?

2009-07-02T10:27:00.000-07:00

Top Image: Downtown Orlando - 1944
Bottom: Downtown Orl - 2009 (appx same vantage point)

Orlando - this just in...the City of Orlando is in negotiations with a "major" adult entertainment owner to finally allow full nudity at Orlando's tiddy barrs...until now, the nipps have to be covered with a "pasty" in order for the "Nude" dancing to be legal in the town that Mickey likes to think he built. Orlando is also planning a "red light district" in an effort to bring more "manly" conventions to town like the Home Builders show. I guess home builders can't go a week without lookin at titties bouncing up and down. Personally, I think Orlando should go the whole hog and allow ALL nude dancing...Men too (oh yes PLEASE!). All of this leads me to ask...are we becoming the next Tampa? Doubtful...Tampa has become envious of Orlando as of late for reasons I think I know...

- Orlando's city population has exploded to over 285,000 residents (as of last estimate) and is now only 90K people behind Tampa's city pop.
- The metro population of Orlando is now over 2.6million and is only 100k people behind Tampa metro.
- Orlando has become the next "Miami" in terms of shopping, dining, and city life. Orlando has Louis Vuitton and Chanel boutiques, while Tampa is still languishing in "Express" and "Saks Fifth Ave" (god, Saks was SOOO 90's). Orlando has a Waldorf-Astoria and Ritz Carlton while Tampa has...a Hilton. Orlando's downtown is still open after midnight with crowds of people...even on a weeknight. Tampa's downtown closes at 5pm and Lord forbid one try to find anything to DO in Tampa that doesn't involve going to Hooters or a wet T-Shirt contest.
- Orlando has fast become a hideout for celebrities...Windermere alone is like Beverly Hills east. They like it there because it's closed to the public...no one can get in without at least having $1million in their bank account.

Tampa has now become the red-headed stepchild of Florida...which suits Orlando just fine. After all, Orlando spent YEARS trying to diversify it's family friendly image. So what if Tampa has an NFL, MLB, and pro Hockey team. Last I heard...not one of those teams can win a game, much less draw more than 1500 fans. Orlando may be "small time" with only the Magic, but what it lacks in professional sports it makes up for in simply being PROFESSIONAL. Tampa can have their Fuckaneers...Orlando will take the Burnham Medical Research Center and UCF Med School any day. Thus, all those Hooter wings eating, Fuckaneers tailgating, southern heritage Rednecks in Tampa can at least get a good triple bypass in Orlando [evil grin]. Speaking of Rednecks...has anyone SEEN that huge Confederate flag flying over the junction of I-4 and I-75...in Tampa??? I rest my case...

Call me biased...I don't care...but I just don't like the city of Tampa. It's dirty, it smells, and it's got this sense of superiority that Miami deserves. Miami and Orlando are becoming joined at the hip...Tampa and Jacksonville are becoming Kissing Cousins. (don't get me started on a rant about Jacksonville). Miami and Orlando are "Little Havana" and "Little San Juan" respectively...Tampa and Jax are just little penises.

Orlando is becoming the next Miami...Tampa will always be Tampa, and that's a shame.

The Potter, The Harpy, and The Annoyance

2009-03-10T11:38:00.000-07:00

Greetings, dear readers! Spring is almost upon us and an Hour has already been stolen from us. Thus, as we all adjust to longer days and shorter nights, the big news is still...alas...the Economy. Bailouts, handouts, and sell outs abound. Yet, the middle class is still forgotten as the rich get richer and poor get more welfare. Which brings me to people like the Octomom...first, she looks like the hybrid result of Neanderthals breeding with Cro-Magnon man...she's hideous looking. Second, how on EARTH is she allowed to have so many effing kids; a la "the Old Woman and the Shoe"...close your fucking legs, you wretch! It's enough to make me vomit. And now the bitch in heat is getting a larger house and free medical care...courtesy of the American Taxpayer. And here I can't even get assistance, because I "make too much"...I'm penalized for NOT breeding and contributing to the surplus population. If I had 8 kids, my tax return would be thru the roof, but since I'm NOT married and NOT a breeder...well, you know the rest. Thus, my annoyance with the American System...and don't get me started on trying to get married...that rant is a couple of posts back...

Moving on...driving to work today along I-4 past Universal Studios yeilds a good view of the under-construction "Hogwarts Castle". CLAP CLAP CLAP...HOORAY!!! I'm litterally busting a Knut (form of Wizarding currency) in anticipation awaiting the opening of "The Wizarding World of Harry Potter". I know this is premature, but I recently purchased 2 annual passes to Universal Orlando...M and I are going this weekend. I just KNOW I'm going to run into someone I know. It happens everytime I goto Universal. Maybe working there for 5 years of my youth has something to do with it...? I always swore that I would NEVER purchase a Universal ticket, but I haven't worked there in 10 years and I've gotten over being fired in 1998. Also, I want to ride the Mummy, the Simpsons, and yes...JAWS...just for old-time's sake and to see if I can still remember that script...EAT THIS. Doh!!!!!

Finally, if I get one more email clogging my Inbox from the Harpy telling us to "log onto our phones", I'm going to get up and throw my stapler into her cube. Get up off your lazy ass and tell the offending people to their face to log on! After all...that's what a Manager with BALLS would do...even if she is a woman. Christ In Heaven...the joys of working in a female dominated company...there is not one frakking male manager on my floor and all these lazy ass bitches expect the few guys around here to do all the lifting of their shit. Piss off you frigid old bitch! My job description does NOT include lugging your box of 100 coffee mugs to your new desk. Throw out that moldy shit to begin with! And, it will NOT help you if you're a young, hot tomale...cuz hot women do NOTHING for my dick-loving self! So nanny nanny boo boo!

Back to the grind...some old wench is standing over my shoulder reading this with a box in her hand...

We'll Miss You, Claudine!

2009-03-03T13:50:00.000-08:00

I have to say a final word and pay respects to Claudine Hillesland, a co-worker of mine at HMH Publishing. Claudine is the nice lady in the below posting who always planned everyone's birthday and was always there with a helpful hand or a kind word. She passed away just last month, but we will never forget her. Claudine was one sweet lady who will be dearly missed! Rest In Peace!

33 Years Old

2008-12-17T07:21:00.000-08:00

Claudine enjoying Pizza while I glare at her for some reason.

It's mah burthdaaay!!!

Ya'll best leave mah cheesecake ALONE!

It was my BIRTHDAY last week! I'm now 33 years old...funny I don't FEEL any older. My coworkers were so gracious to bake me a cake, buy yummy goodies, and throw a pizza party in my honor! It was so unexpected and such a nice surprise! Here are some pics from the festivities...

Something Completely Different: The Legend of Zelda

2008-12-17T03:00:00.000-08:00

I'm going to take a trip down Geek Freeway today and delve into the video-game phenomenon known as The Legend of Zelda series developed and released by Nintendo. Mind you, I normally wouldn't be classified in the group that call themselves "Gamers", as the only gaming systems I own are a Nintendo Gamecube and a Nintendo DS. I've never owned any system from any other manufacturer besides Nintendo...so there you have it. Anyways, The Legend of Zelda has always captured my attention ever since I played the original NES game at the tender age of 12 and I had the joy of journeying Hyrule, killing Stalfos and Octoroc's, and collecting the ever valuable Rupees. As the years progressed, I played the sequals (or prequals however you look at it) and was even more imerssed into saving that damn Princess' life. Now here I am at 33, and I'm still playing Zelda.

Don't get me wrong; I have played other video games besides Zelda, but this post isn't about them, now is it? I don't know what it is about Zelda that seems to grab and hold my (as well as millions of others) attention. Could it be that the game's designers never fail to mix old with new? Some fans of the game have devoted entire websites and forums to Zelda and some fans have even gone so far as to DEBATE the sequencial timeline of the games. Me? I'm not going to debate and I'm not going to make anything up or theorize the history of Hyrule. I simply play the games for enjoyment. However, if I WERE to give a report on the timeline and sequence of the games, it would be thus (note: I know about the "split-timeline" theory, but don't really care about it enough to mention it any further. Also, I'm not going to mention the Gameboy games, nor any of the Zelda games that do not follow an EPIC storyline. So for all you Minish Cap and Four Swords fans, this is not for you!):

1. Ocarina of Time

2. Majora's Mask

3. The Windwaker

4. The Legend of Zelda (original)

5. The Adventure of Link

6. A Link to the Past

7. Twilight Princess

Personally, the more and more I play Twilight Princess, the more I think that all of the Zelda games are basically the same story being retold...with sequals thrown in here and there. Either way you look at it, however, I don't think I will ever grow tired of the games. Also, given the desire to produce movies based upon video games, Zelda is one movie I would greatly desire to see. I hear rumors that a movie is being produced, but it's going to be some fan made shit. It would be like watching a high school play, I'm sure. Where's Peter Jackson when you need him???

Sheep are everywhere in Florida

2008-11-07T12:59:00.000-08:00

Gee, thanks a lot all you Sheep voters of Florida who voted YES on Amendment 2. Not only have you set our State back into the Dark Ages, you've also fallen for the old "Gay Bait & Switch" tactic that the Religious Zealots who got this Amendment on the ballot in the first place wanted you to do. You've become a Pawn in their game of "Harrass the Queer". Why should you care what 2 grown, consenting adults do in their bedroom. What gives you the right to deny happiness for millions of your fellow Americans. Where the HELL does it say in the Constitution, 10 Commandments, Torah, or some other toilet paper rag of a "religous" publication that "Thou shalt NOT be Gay"???

You people sicken me. You're rampant homophobia is enough to make me puke! What? Gays can sing and dance for you, they can do your fucking hair, they can give you better style, they can even hang out with your stupid whore daughter, but they CAN'T marry each other? Do you straights think you have this whole "marriage" thing figured out? Gee, with the divorce rate rising over 60% in this country, I'd safely assume that you don't. Yet, here you are, claiming that We Gays know nothing about the "sanctity" of marriage and we don't deserve to know. FUCK YOU!

All you sheep in Florida have done is nothing but make our State the butt of even more jokes. I would like to make a plea to all Gay Floridians...FUCK THE STRAIGHTS. They want a ticket to get into Disney? Make them goto one of the Straight attendants (assuming that there even ARE any at Disney). They want us to buy their shit? Not with MY gay money...it's tainted, REMEMBER?

I'm taking my stylist bag, fashion tips, and dance moves up to Canada...where Gays are welcome and can even get...GASP...Married! Hell, even pot is legal up in Canada.

America the Hateful...Where Religious Zealots run the country.

The Korean Fire Drill!

2008-06-18T18:58:00.000-07:00

Yesterday, M and I were on the way home from a tiring day at work and we wanted nothing more than to just chill with a big steak. While trying to get onto the Turnpike from I-4, M got behind these confused people in the toll lane looking for change. They were holding up everyone trying to get home, so M beeped her horn at the people. They were obviously tourists, because in Orlando, locals KNOW when a toll is coming...there's just so many damn toll roads in this city...anyway, I'm getting off track.

The Tourists were taking too much time searching for change, so M decided to get out of her car (it was M's day to drive cuz ya'll know my Epass having self would've already been on the Turnpike) a pay the toll for the tourists so we could all get moving along.

All of the sudden, the Tourist husband sees M coming his way, so he begins to roll up his window! Now, M is not a big woman...she ain't even a HUGE BITCH...she be this little Korean girl ya'll and it just so happened that the Tourists were of an Asian persuasion also (hey that rhymes)! It were funny ya'll...they probably thought she were gonna shoot they ass or something, cuz I guess Orlando's reputation as crime spot #1 in Florida is getting around. So watch out for those Orlando Koreans ya'll...they packing quarters!!!

Violated by Stank! STANK WATCH!!!

2008-04-22T08:16:00.000-07:00

Oh Lordy! First let me begin the story from the beginning. M had to take her car into the shop, so to wait out the time, we went to the Millenia Mall. While there, we found a sale at Macy's in which M picked out two great pairs of shorts for me that were a steal! Afterwards, we looked at expensive shit from Louis Vouitton, Gucci, all the names that discerning label whores would approve of. To cap off the visit, we stopped into The Cheesecake Factory for some lunch. The meal was subpar, but the afternoon in general was lovely, so we were having an overall wonderful time.
Then, when out of nowhere, this horrible, awful, foul, rank, stenchly STANK took over the atmosphere. There was a family behind us and servers were walking by, so it could have came from anyone...people, it was absolutely REVOLTING! The Stank as it will now be known, was so bad, it litterally made us nauseous. To make matters worse, our server seemed to have forgotten to give us our bill and pretty much forgot us alltogether, because we had to sit for what seemed to be forever in this cloud of The Stank. He finally showed up and mercifully checked us out so we could escape the Stank that seemed to want to linger...and linger...and linger...Lordy, it was a Deluge of Stank!!!
I guess there really is no moral to this story. Who can avoid someone farting in their vicinity??? Wait, I have the moral...if you MUST fart in public and you MUST force it upon people against their will, then PLEASE refrain from eating crap that will turn your fart into a nuclear bomb for the people around you.

Stupid Bitches!

2008-04-01T08:36:00.000-07:00

Lordy! Your poor, poor Dominick is going to be left alone all weekend while his gurl 5 Dolla be g'on to tha M-I-A! Yep, while the ho 5 Dolla be trickin it up on South Beach with White Chocolate, Dominick gonna be alone with a pack of wild dogs and an empty house. Too bad it's not Bears. However, ya'll best be assured that Dominick is gonna take advantage of the alone time...methinks a house party, with lots of nekkid mens running around, and a hash bar will suffice for the weekend. What say you?

Seriously, 5 Dolla DO need to get her stank ass outta the house. She's like Gollum in his cave languishing over her precious...Steak that is. So Dominick wishes her a good time with lots of latin hotties. While she partying it up in Miami, I'll be partying it up in...Hunter's Creek. DOH!

The weekend isn't a total loss, however. The Hunter's Creek shindig promises to have some GOOD nose candy...sniff sniff...

Porsha - The St. Patty's Day edition

2008-03-17T12:10:00.000-07:00

For lunch today, I decided to take the trek a few blocks away from the office to partake in oh so yummy Boston Market. I had a craving for the turkey Carver with some delicious spinach casserole, savory stuffing, and an ice cold coke. I walk into the establishment, order my food, and am patiently waiting in line for my delicious lunch. As I waiting, in walks my good friend, Porsha, the 7 feet tall, African-American drag queen. Porsha was looking ever so fabulous today with her vinyl dress, stilletoes, and she just had her "hur did" in honor of St. Patty's Day; long braids with some green "hur" weaved in. To use my girl, NiNi's, words, "it were good".

Anyways, I begin chatting with Porsha, who begins a lively tryrade against some dudes who were trying to holler at her from their best-friend's ride...SCRUBS. Porsha flicked them off and pulled into Boston Market. Well, I guess the Scrubs followed her, because she and I suddenly hear raucious laughter coming from the entrance...In walks the Scrubs. Porsha rolls her eyes and proceeds to tell me about the leprechaun she'll be funking after lunch. One of the Scrubs just can't seem to take "no" for an answer, tho, because he begins to harrass poor Porsha. "Ohh, look at the tall drink of hot chocolate there!" one of them said. Another said, "I'd like to melt that in my mouth..." It got worse.

Porsha, never one to take any bullshit, then turned around, grabbed one of the scrubs in a headlock and proceeded to strip the man right there in Boston Market, all the while beating him over the head with her fake Louis Vouitton bag (she doesn't know that it's fake, so lets just keep that between us). The Scrub's friends didn't know what to do, and it all happened so fast, they had no time to react. After the embarrassing episode, Porsha decides to make his life worse and that is when she pulled up her vinyl skirt, pulled down the matching green panties, and took a huge SHIT in the Scrub's face.

The good patrons of Boston Market did not know what to do, nor did the scrub and his friends. Absolutely disgusted, some of the diner's left in addition to the Scrub and his friends high-tailing it out of the restaurant...all the while Porsha is throwing handfulls of shit at them.

What an interesting St. Patty's Day this is turning out to be...

Spattergroit Outbreak!

2008-03-17T09:16:00.000-07:00

Be warned, dear bloggers! There is a severe case of Spattergroit invading the SinFla area; Orlando in particular. The above picture details a very nasty case of the 'groit, or maybe it's just a very sad attempt to cover up multiple moles & birthmarks via tattooing. Whatever the case may be, in an effort to avoid catching such nastiness, one must stay away from cult members and religious hypocrites. If this IS a tattoo, then I must ask...WHO THOUGHT OF THIS DESIGN? Methinks it's the tat's recipient...there is no tattoo artist I know that would even dream of claiming this monstrousity as their own creation. What the fuck is it??? A bubblegum drop tree? Multiple balloons protruding from a bolt of lightning? It looks like someone stuck half-sucked Jolly Ranchers all over this person...

In any case...AVOID THE GROIT!

The Durty Rat

2008-01-21T14:03:00.000-08:00

The Durty Rat is a selfish, careless, Incubus, man-child who preys after unsuspecting Single women. The Durty Rat takes advantage of the female by draining her bank account, racking up her credit-card debt, and pretty much bullshitting up to all her friends in an attempt to look like a "real man". After the poor female's resources are drained, the Durty Rat will eventually leave said female high and dry while he pursues other opportunities. However, the Durty Rat will blame the Female for all his insecurities and relative lack of knowing how to be a MAN! In addition, the Durty Rat will move to another female (or his ex-wife) in an effort to look like the victim. The Durty Rat will not have his own car, house, and he will constantly make up a number of aliases in which to hide from the people whom he has wronged. The Durty Rat will then pretend to have found Religion and a New "purpose" in his life while promoting his new found freedom shouting: "Free At Last"!

Don't be a Durty Rat!

Porsha

2007-11-02T12:37:00.000-07:00

As I'm on my lunch break today, I decided to stop into Baskin Robbins, as it's been ages since I've eaten ice cream. As I'm waiting in the line, I see my good friend, Porsha Patil Bouvioux, a 7 feet tall, african-american, DRAG QUEEN. Porsha and I exchange pleasantries, all the while receiving stares from the uptight, straight people who apparently have been living under a rock and have never seen a real life drag queen. Porsha notices this and, always wanting to be in the spotlight, decides to put on a drag show for the good patrons of Baskin Robbins.

Porsha first hands her mix CD to the pimply faced teenager (who looks like HE'S eaten too much of Baskin Robbins, but I digress) and comands him to push Play on the boombox behind the counter. A few seconds later, Donna Summer's "I Feel Love" begins blaring out of the speakers and Porsha hops her 7 foot, stilletoed frame onto the ice cream counter; all to the silent stares of the other customers. Porsha proceeds to do her fabulous rendition of Donna Summer and for the grand finale, she took a vanilla wafer cone, filled it with Chocolate ice cream, hoisted up her dress, and stuck the entire cone, ice cream and all, right up her ass...

After her show, Porsha hands the cone back to the stunned, pimply faced teenager, all the while licking her fingers. The old man at the end of the line, for some reason, insisted on buying Porsha's ice cream.

Randon Thought: Orlando's Queer Selection

2007-09-13T12:01:00.000-07:00

Sigh...the quest to find good dick in Orlando is, sadly, limited. If you've had no luck at one of the seedy establishments of PHouse or Southern, then you'll have no luck online either. It's always the same people, all looking for the same thing, but they're just too picky to even try to show interest in them. Honestly, if a fag thinks he's going to find the perfect Adonis...ONLINE...and his ad says he's ONLY looking for perfection, methinks that fag is going to be sitting at his computer for a very long time. Sometimes, I'm that fag, but other times, it's simply JUST about the dick. I've been lucky at times and found some good dick, but never hear from it again. Then there are those times where the dick has been very questionable (in addition to the fag attached to it) and that's when *I* never want them to hear from ME again. Anyways, the moral of the story is...Queers in Orlando are like a box of budget "Raisin Bran"; too many flakes and not enough raisins!!!

The Boil on my Ass: Nickelback

2007-09-12T10:14:00.000-07:00

Just when one thought is was safe to assume that Nickelback took a one way flight back to Mulletville, this no talent, recycle every song, shit band from Canada has to annoy the radio airwaves with their latest drivell; "Rock Star". Oh Jesus help us!!! I don't know what it is about this "band" that really irritates me. Could it be the fact that all of their songs sound the same? Or how about the fact that those same songs have no real musical merit to them whatsoever? Honestly, Ace of Bass had more talent than this group of posers. Don't believe me? Click on the link to hear just how bad talentless Nickelback REALLY is: http://www.thewebshite.net/nickelback.htm. Nickelback is so bad, but people continue to buy this groups music, they continue to request their shit on the radio, and I can't find ONE local Orlando station NOT playing one of their shit songs. It's lead me to believe the world is coming to an end...

Other current musical irritants:

Sean Kingston - "Beautiful Girls" - Set to the oldies tune, "Stand by Me", I never thought I would hear one song that could find a use for the word "suicidal" over and over and over...shit, it's enough to drive one to actually COMMIT suicide. I've tried to twist the panties of this jackass' fans on YouTube by leaving snide little comments like, "this song sucks ass" in his video of the song, to no avail. They're all hopelessly eating into the fodder the music industry is shoving down their throat. Case in point: the EXACT SAME SONG was already "remade" by a group of chicks. As if the first one wasn't bad enough...oh Jesus..
Pink - I never did like this chick...ever. 'Nuff said...
Kanye West - Now trying to go by "Mr. West" recently showed the entire world how much of an ass he REALLY is by totally queening out at the MTV VMA's recently held in Las Vegas. If his recent tyrade wasn't absolute proof that Kanye is GAY (hey, that rhymes!) then the pink shirts and his absolute OBSESSION with 50 Cent should suffice. To see Kanye bitch out enough to make Perez Hilton blush with envy, click here: http://www.eurweb.com/story/eur36678.cfm. To comment on Kanye's quip of "Give a black man a chance...", uhh...MTV has become the new BET. During the RARE occassion when they play videos, one cannot go 10 minutes without seeing some psuedo-Thug with a fake ass "grill" spewing some garbage about "gangsta's", "ho's", and "niggaz" all the while flanked by some hoochies who gave the director/artist (and his crew) head to be in the video. So, IMO, the black man has his "chance" on MTV...what he does with it is up to him. Oh, and a final word to Kanye...it's the MTV viewers who vote for the best video. You gotta impress THEM in order to win an award.

Back to Reality...

2007-07-18T05:29:00.000-07:00

Greetings fellow Bloggers! Allow me to apologize for my stagnation in blogging...but, no one reads this anyway (so i think)...so i guess it doesn't really matter...

I recently arrived back to Hellando from a nice, relaxing vacation in Miami Beach...ahh...the bliss of crystal clear ocean water, sipping sangria while watching the oh so fine South American hottie sunning himself in front of you...Que Bonito, no?

I think it's kinda funny that I live in Vacationland and had to take a vacation away from it all. But, trust me, if you've lived in Orlando practically your whole life, then all the cutesy, family friendly crap gets old pretty quickly. ESPECIALLY if you've worked at one of the theme parks that adorn this town. I have to admit, however, that Orlando is growing up a little. While the skyline may not match the Mahattanization of Miami's, downtown Orlando IS morphing into a dense cluster of residential and commercial skyscrapers that seem to be sprouting up overnight. Photos of Orlando's skyline are like a PC; obsolete the minute you get them. But, while all that is great...Miami is still bigger, more sophisticated, and a little bit more "grown-up".

Anyways, back to reality...vacation's over and now here I sit in a cubicle of a suburban Orlando office park. Is it break time yet? Oh, and how much vacation time do I have left?

Please! Just "Walk Away"!!!

2007-06-22T12:59:00.000-07:00

Kelly Clarkson, that talentless American mIdol hack, has apprently "shelved" her Summer tour. Boo hoo hoo go the masses of pre-adolescent girls (who are KC's ONLY fan base), "hooray!" goes me. I've despised KC and her annoying, whiney, spoiled white girl ballads and pointless "rock" songs the moment this lardo won American mIdol in season one. As to rub salt in my wound, mIdol produced even more bland, pseudo talent in the form of gayboy Clay Aiken, fatboy Rueben Studdard, and (shudder) Oldboy Taylor Hicks. Anyways, back to the blog...

KC says the reason for her cancellation is "restructuring" and new management. Also, apparently "...Clarkson complained that label execs asked her to cover a Lindsay Lohan song". For that, I don't blame KC...If yours truly were asked to sing a Lindsay Lohan song, even in Karaoke, I'd be sure to promptly slash my wrists after beating the person who made that request to a bloody pulp. However, judging from the picture featured at the top of this blog, I'd say that KC isn't touring this Summer, because she's too busy EATING!!! Damn gurl, slow down! Jog! Go to the beach! Hell...TOUR!!!

Let's hope that KC continues to "restructure" for a long, long, long time. When she returns, maybe she'll sing some original material and for once, actually PLAY AN INSTRUMENT like a real musician. But wait, that horrible, drab, make every song sound the same, shitband Nickelback play their own instruments...on second thought, KC isn't that bad after all.

Stay tuned for next post when we examine that monstrosity from Canada known as "Nickelback"...they just won't QUIT!!!

The End of the "It" Girls and Potter Fans bust a Knut!

2007-06-02T07:17:00.000-07:00

Given the recent media firestorm over BiBi's "comeback" (only to be dashed by a MilliVanilli/Ashley Simpson moment in Orlando), Paris Hilton's arrest and subsequent "jail time", Lindsay Lohan on Oxycontin, and Nicole Ritchie supposedly ALSO going to jail; one can logically assume that this is the end of the "It" girls in Hollywood. None can say that they didn't see this coming. After all, these ho's are famous for doing absolutely friggin NOTHING...well, Paris made that stupid ass tape, but that's about it. I for one am GLADD these bitches are getting whats coming to them. I hate to say it, but I agree with Pink and her dumb song "Stupid Girls".

In other gossip, Harry Potter fans REJOICE! Well, rejoice if you're in Florida, because Harry Potter et al are coming to Universal Orlando in 2009!! Now, gentle readers, please know that I'm am a HUGE DORK when it comes to everything Harry Potter. It's pathetic, I know, that a grown man in his 30's can't get enuf Harry Potter. I've read all 6 books, soon to have the 7th in my possession (commentary to follow on this blog), seen all the movies, and will most definitely visit Universal Orlando to see the "Wizarding World of Harry Potter". I can't wait to drink Pumpkin Juice, travel through the vaults of Gringotts, and buy a Sugar Quill from Honeydukes in Hogsmeade. It's going to be DORKISHLY Fantastic!!! However, one will NOT see me dress up as any character...unless it's for Halloween.

Celebgritty Gossip - JT to Fans, "No Groping"...oh and BiBi does something again

2007-04-30T18:47:00.000-07:00

Recent reports cite Justin Timberlake's press posse issuing a statement to performance venues that JT is scheduled to appear in: Fans in the front row may touch, but not grab Justin Timberlake. Yes, it's true. Don't believe me? See the link: http://thebosh.com/archives/2007/04/justin_timberlakes_hard_life.php Now, if my girl, WC, were to goto a JT concert, not only would she rassle her way from the nosebleed section up to the front row a la "Mosh Pit", she would grope, grab, and simply MOLLEST JT before he could even get out "I'm Bringing Sexy..." WHOP! Yep, that WC all right...

In more JT news, the Hot One recently confessed that he was a Teenage Weirdo. Okay...WHO WASN'T??? However, I always knew JT was a strange bird. Case in point, back in the mid 90's, yours truly worked at Universal Studios and would throw massive parties (at someone else's house) where lots of underage drinking could happen. During one such shindig, JT shows up with Joey FatOne. Shortly afterwards, my girls, 5 Dolla, and Amazon Pixie Fairy (APF for short) with the Chronic and thats when the party kicked in. Now, APF was a very strange bird...she was the Molly Ringwald from "Pretty In Pink" meets the Allie Sheedy from "The Breakfast Club", but APF didn't scratch her dandruff out onto her desk...nah, she weren't that wierd. Moving on...during the party, JT migrated to APF and the two chatted the night away at the table over a whole bag of chips...yep, weirdos attract.

Finally, in other Celebgritty Gossip: BiBi was spotted driving around Los Angeles in her convertible with the top down and blaring JT's CD "FutureSexLoveSounds"; more namely his hit track, "My Love". Mmm Hmm...BiBi definitely harboring some delusions of grandeur...no word on if BiBi's breast breast also was enjoying the top down...

Next week, SkinnyDipping Dogs and South Florida Eskimoes.

Celebgritty Gossip - JT's Derriere of Mystery

2007-04-09T06:34:00.000-07:00

Current Pop sources report that JT begged the director of his new movie, Black Snake Moan, to remove shots of his bare ass from the film (see: http://www.andpop.com/article/9005). First off, what is JT so ashamed of? After all, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, and even Leonardo DiCaprio have dropped trou and bared some ass in at least ONE of their flicks...why not JT? Damn, he ain't THAT hot to be so arrogant. My guess is, JT has a really hairy ass or a huge BOIL on his butt and didn't want anyone to see it. Sigh...it's a shame to be so young, yet so prudish.

In other JT Celebgritty Gossip, dumb DJ Jock Itch from the XL 106.7 morning show in Orlando stated that JT & Trian Wreck Cameron were back together...no no, a thousand times NO! Say it ain't so...well, apparently it really AIN'T so. I can find NO confirmation that this rumor is true...so, until I do find the truth, we'll just assume that JT hasn't jumped back onto the Diaz Bandwagon.

Fat One's Baldness & BiBi on Coke? Nope, just Pepsi...

2007-04-04T06:02:00.000-07:00

Happy Hump Day kiddies! I was watching that dancing show with washed up celebrities the other day and happened to notice that Fat One's hair was looking VERY unnaturally dark. First, when one sees the "practice" clip of he and his partner dancing, one can very clearly see a dissapearing hair line on the Fat One. However, when it came time for his performance, Fat One's hair is darker and...chunkier. Now, I'm not one to perpetuate rumors, but LAWD! Fat One just needs to shave his head bald AKA Joey Lawrence (coincedence on the first names). He'll gain much more respect and at the same time INCREASE his hotness! If I had photoshop (u listenin' 5 Dolla?) I'd post a pic of what Fat One would look like as a baldy...maybe in a future post.

In other Celebgritty gossip, the walking disaster that is Britney Spears, AKA Bibi, finally settled with her ex-Wife, FedEx, over custody and alimony agreements. So what does she do to celebrate? Why, she goes to Las Vegas of course! However, Bibi insists she is there on a "low-key" holiday with her closest gal pals. She was recently spotted at the Tao Asian Bistro on the Strip doing Coke...no wait, it was a Pepsi, as the "Lucky" Chick gushes at the papparazzi. No confirmation as to what BiBi and her friends were doing at the "Thunder from Down Under" male strip show...let's hope that all this madness surrounding BiBi finally settles and we can focus on a REAL celebrity...like Angelina Jolie...she's so perfect.

Celebgritty Gossip - Ohh Lawd! Justin & Britney - Together Again?

2007-03-28T12:02:00.000-07:00

My Girl, WC, will simply LOATHE this news...rumors abound that JT recently approached BiBi to record a single with her to help put the spark back into her falling career...okay...first, is JT DESPERATE or is he simply just the sweetest guy out there? I mean, this is the same guy who made 'Cry Me a river' and 'What goes around comes around' and now he's ready to forgive? I guess he decided BiBi has been through enuf already...

In OTHER BiBi related news...headlines confirm that while BiBi was recently attending church to cleanse her sinning soul, after the services, paparrazzi were predictably hounding for photos. Well, Ms. BiBi certainly didn't hear the sermon about loving thy neighbors, cuz Ms. Stank had her armed bodyguard pull a gun on the guy, then yanked the PhotoHog out of his car and proceeded to cuff him. This is a Bodyguard or is it RoboCop? Damn...BiBi got some serious issues...she was later photographed giggling about the incident...beware Paparrazzi of Britney Spears! She'll have you killed!

D's 'Do of the Week - The PonyHawk

2007-03-28T11:13:00.000-07:00

I broke my self-proclaimed oath to not watch American mIdol this season whatsoever! Alas, last night, being in an unusually sociable mood, I watched the wretched show with the roomies. Boy, am I glad I did! I got to witness the introduction of the PonyHawk! Created by that little queer boy, Sanjaya, the PonyHawk will soon be the latest rage! Everyone will want a PonyHawk! I can just see the commercials now...New! From TV Creations, comes the PonyHawk Maker! I simply HAD to vote for Sanjaya after that! G'on Gurl! Work that PonyHawk!

Celebgritty Gossip - Joey Fat One

2007-03-26T19:06:00.000-07:00

I'm sure all of you are just gushing over Fat One's performance on that Dancing show for washed-up celebrities, but I bet you all NEVER knew this secret the former InSyncker probably doesn't want you to know. Mr. Fat One enjoys having his fat one pleasured while wrapped in a Fruit Roll Up! It's true! Choice of flavor is not known, but I'm assuming it's either Grape or Strawberry and of course, should always be determined by the person "eating" the fruit roll up. I will never reveal my source, but it is a very well trusted former plaything of the fat one that has had the apparently lucky privilege of finding out how many licks it's takes to get to the center of...well, you get the picture. Now, whether or not his member really IS a Fat One has yet to be seen by yours truly, but I've heard it's not very impressive. However, the man IS Italian...so what does THAT tell you?!

Celebgritty Sighting - Matthew McConaughey - STANK!

2007-03-12T18:10:00.000-07:00

While the latest entertaintment headlines report McConaHOTTIE in California filming his new movie, "Surfer Dude", other sources report Matthew hobnobbing elsewhere. No, not South Beach, but a little farther north in Orlando. My good friend, DR, reported that Mr. Alright Alright Alright was spotted today at Universal Orlando apparently enjoying a little R&R...during the beginning of Spring Break week, no doubt.

Long lines and swealtering CenFla humidity apparently do not bode well with former Mr. Cruz. It is reported that several tourists were complaining about Matthew's abhorent Body Odor! Long an internet rumor, apparently it IS true that he does NOT wear deoderant. However, judging what the Europeans are saying (and that is saying A LOT), I'd advise he invest some of his millions in something to control his putrid smell. C'mon, Matthew! You're RICH! You don't have to buy the expensive stuff from Armani or Chanel; BAN works just as well, homey! So please, take my advice; tomorrow, before you leave your hotel room and head to Disney, Sea World, or even ViMi, stop at the nearest convenience, grocery, or big box retailer and buy a stick of deoderant. Your fans will appreciate you for it!

And Now, for your moment of Ahh...

2007-02-27T13:57:00.000-08:00

One of my favorite actors and perhaps the most beautiful man alive...Colin Farrell...Ahhhh...

Child of the 80's and a Teen in the 90's

2007-02-21T17:58:00.000-08:00

Do you sometimes find yourself longing for the days gone by? When all you had to worry about was catching the next episode of Jace and the Wheeled Warriors or Bravestar? If so, then you're part of the group demographers like to call the MTV Generation. This is the generation that falls in between Generation X and Y. We weren't around to witness the advent of Pong and we just don't get the fascination with the Backstreet Boys. In our teen years, not many Hollywood films were aimed toward our demographic with the exception of Pump up the Volume. Thus, with an aim to add some knowledge to the subject of the MTV Generation, I've compiled a list of things that members of this generation in particular will remember enjoying. Lemme know if I've missed anything!

You are a member of the MTV Generation if:

Saturday morning cartoons were something to look forward to. They were always preceded by Kids Incorporated and started with the Snorks.
Movies such as the Goonies, Gremlins, and ET still hold a special place in your heart.
You and your friends would always wonder if in Michael Jackson's Beat It, the word "Funky" was allowed to say.
Roller Skating on Friday nights with your friends was the coolest thing to do.
For the girls, Jelly anything. Bracelets, shoes, belts, you name it; jelly was the way to go.
For the boys, rat tails, rolled up sleeves, and the ear ring in the left ear.
Stonewashed/Acid Washed jeans with the strategically placed hole over the knee...and they sold for $30.
Reebok high tops.
LA Gear
The Simpsons, In Living Color, and SNL when Mike Myers, Dana Carvey, and Adam Sandler were still relative unknowns.
If you lived in the inner city, or ghetto, then the Color Purple, Lean on Me, Coming to America, New Edition, Fab 5 Freddy, JJ Fad, DJ Magic Mike, and Miami Bass were all your thang. Some of your top jams were most likely LL Cool J's "I Need Love", Bobby Brown's "My Prerogative", and Public Enemy's "Fight the Power".
the Trapper Keeper
Anyone remember Fraggle Rock?
Atari 2600, ColecoVision, and Nintendo occupied hours of your time.
PogoBall is what they call it...
My Buddy, My Buddy, wherever I go, He Goes!
LiteBrite, LiteBrite, turn on the magical colored lights!
For the girls, Strawberry Shortcake, The Easy Bake Oven, My Little Pony, JEM, Shee-Ra, and Cut N Gro.
For the Boys, GI Joe, He-Man, the Transformers, StarWars, Hot Wheels, Matchbox, Lego's, and Slime Time.
the Sit N Spin
The Big Wheel
Debbie Gibson, Tiffany, New Kids on the Block, Milli Vanilli, Guns N Roses, The Beastie Boys, Prince, Michael Jackson, The Thompson Twins, Madonna, and Poison were part of your music collection...on cassettes!
Our Favorite Movies: The Last Unicorn, Annie, The Princess Bride, The Lost Boys, Indiana Jones, Star Wars, Transformers The Movie, Summer Camp Nightmare, Children of the Corn, Adventures in Babysitting, Airplane, and Back to the Future to name a few.
Poltergeist scared the living hell out of you and you could never sleep with your closet door open ever again after seeing it.
Michael Jackson's Thriller was the scariest video you'd ever seen.
You never knew the real meaning of Cyndi Lauper's She Bop until you were older.
Madonna's Like a Virgin made parents face the annoying question from their 7 year old's; "What's a virgin?"
Never Talk to Strangers
Just Say No!
We were the prototypes for DARE, Middle School, and block scheduling.
We witnessed the fall of the Berlin Wall in our 11th grade History class.
We witnessed the birth of New Wave, Hip Hop, Grunge, and we remember when Alternative music was just that; ALTERNATIVE.
We never thought Green Day would last this long.
The Cold War and all those Doomsday movies that came with it such as Red Dawn, The Day After, and WarGames.
We witnessed the rise of the computer, the VCR, the microwave oven, cellphones, the remote control and now don't know how we'd ever live without them.

Strange Developments

2007-01-19T07:25:00.000-08:00

I arrive to work this morning and perform my usual tasks; checking interoffice email, opening neccessary apps to work, then I try to check the news online when I notice that my internet is not working. It appears that the powers that be here at [Name Withheld] Corp. have required all empl's to use a standard "proxy server" in order to get onto the internet. In other words, we're wasting too much goddamn time emailing on Gmail, Yahoo, etc, perusing MySpace and paying our bills that no work is being done. Thus, I'll resign to just checking my personal shit at home. Sigh...there goes all the fun at work!

The TRUTH Revealed!

2007-01-18T06:55:00.000-08:00

The video is UP! This will most likely be the LAST post I make regarding the "strange visitation" witnessed 2 nights ago. In the corresponding video, take a close look at the clouds behind the weather people. In the 1st part of the video, you'll see the gray cigar-shaped object quickly move from the man's left to the woman's right, then out of the screen. The video is then rewound to the 2nd part, focusing closer upon the man, then following the object as it moves across the screen. Accept or reject, but keep in mind that this object was not only witnessed by myself and my friends taping it, but also potentially hundreds of thousands of people. The object was visible in dusk, in the middle of rush-hour, and in the heart of Orlando. It's also possible that this object was detected at Orlando Executive Airport, Orlando International, and perhaps maybe even MacDill AFB in Tampa or Patrick AFB in Melbourne...not to mention NASA just 45 miles to the east of Orlando. Click the link to view the object seen over Downtown Orlando: http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=1761971020

Conspiracy???

2007-01-17T17:44:00.000-08:00

Follow up to the previous post:

- The video evidence of the strange "object" was attempted an upload on MySpace. Strangely, that video has ALSO been erased! Who is doing this?

Also, helicopters were heard flying over our house late last night. While I'm sure this is most likely paranioa, our neighborhood RARELY has copters flying over. Besides, considering the 'hood where I grew up (Pine Hills), 'copters are really no scare to me.

WE ARE BEING WATCHED!

They're Here!

2007-01-17T13:59:00.000-08:00

I was always a skeptic, but also always never doubted the existence of life elsewhere in this Universe; albeit not INTELLIGENT life, but life in some for or other. Thus, last night while driving home on Interstate 4 and approaching downtown Orlando, I notice a strange looking object hovering above in the sky. Next to it a few miles away also in the sky was a regular and ordinary blimp, often seen in our fair metropolis. However, the strange object was NOT blimp. It was cylindrical, dark in color, and had no lights on it that I could see. I immediately call a friend of mine and start explaining what I'm seeing. At that moment, my friend switches the cable station to a local 24 hours News Channel. On the station, the weather is being displayed and behind the announcers is a live camera shot of downtown Orlando, pointed in the direction of I-4 where I'm driving. While my friend and I are talking about the "object" I'm seeing in the sky, my friend stops in mid sentence and then tells me that they too saw the exact same object. From what I saw on the highway and from what they saw on TV, the image quickly moved closer to downtown Orlando, ducked behind a cloud, then with unhuman speed, flew quickly across the sky and was heading west...this was caught on video by my friend who DVR'd the "object" shown on TV.

We can only come to the conclusion this "object" was a UFO. We've tried several times to post this video on the internet, to no avail...it keeps being deleted by SOMEONE...we don't know who. I know that I did NOT see a blimp or an airplane for that matter at this "object" was moving at speeds too fast for modern aircraft.

We are being watched and the aliens are becoming way too careless!

The Golden Blahs

2007-01-16T06:59:00.000-08:00

As predickted, I didn't stay up too late to watch the overly scripted and bland Golden Globe awards. I did, however, catch the best (and worst) parts and am now hear to recall them for you in glorious blogging detail!

Red Carpet Pre-Show: Hosted by Ryan Seacrest, in what may be his most pathetic display of homo cluelessness to date. After hitting on John Stamos, who has long been at the top of Ryan's "Hump Island", Ryan tries to subdue his overtly homo tendencies at the very end by having the chick announcer next to Gay Jay from ATM (don't know her name and don't care) ask him, "So what GIRLS did you think were most attractive tonight, Ryan?" Riiiiight...Ryan was not only hitting on Stamos, he was reMarky Marking the "Funky Bunch" qwaff as a "good look" for the Good Vibrator, oogling at Brad & ignoring the beautiFLY Angelina (who looked like she would much rather be home in bed w/Brad), and rushing his interview with Drew in hopes he would Timber Justin's lake. Sigh...Ryan needs to just COME OUT already along with Rob Thomas!!!

Now onto my picks for best and worst dressed celebrities of the evening:

BEST:

Kate Blanchett - This woman could wear trash bags and still look like a million bucks. Last night, however, she was absolutely stunning in a black McQueen dress w/lace sleeves and a jeweled belt. Simply elegant.

BradJelina - Perfection in a double package! I'm so glad the cameras were fixed upon these two for practically the entire show! Brad always looks good no matter what tux he decides to don. Angelina didn't look too happy and the new latest rumors are suggesting that her scowl from last night may be because she HATED her dress from St. John's. Apparently, she's contracted w/the company to wear their clothing at certain high-profile events...but I guess they best work overtime, cuz Angie HATES going out in bad clothing. She receives best dressed simply because she is Angelina!!!

Renee Zelwigger - Stunning in a kelly green strapless gown that accentuated her great Bridgette Jones figure.

Prince: Yes, he did give a "Talk to Hand" to the camera when he arrived, but you can't blame the man for traffic and for being upset that he was unable to accept his award onstage. He looked as good as ever for nearly approaching his 50's in classic Prince gold bedazzling tux.

WORST:

Beyonce - Although it's common knowledge that I can't stand this bitch, it should be no surprise that she is at the top of my list. Not only did she shamlessly expose areola and overly pose on the red carpet, she had a BAD WEAVE at the same time (look at the pic at the top of this blog for PROOF). HDTV really shows those braids, girl!

Cameron - Her breakup w/JT must have been harder than we thought...Cameron was an utter MESS last night! Not only did she look highly strung-out, she also looked as if she took an alluminun white Xmas tree, chopped it up, then donned it as her evening gown. Top that with badly dyed & chopped black hair and whore-red lipstick and you have a walking disaster!

Charlie Sheen - Did he REALLY need to borrow his dad's suit worn in "The Dead Zone"? Charley looked like a member of the Talking Heads in the video "Burning Down the House" as he was utterly SWIMMING in that oversized suit from the Men's Wharehouse. He then "shouts out" poor Emelio making him stand and take a bow. Oh the train wreck that it Charlie Sheen!!!

HONORABLE MENTIONS:

Resse - Canary yellow...again. Oh well, give the woman credit for dumping cheating old Ryan and then showing up at the Golden Globes. Brave, very brave!

Kate Winslet - White gown, great hair. This woman needs more color!!! She would have been up in Best Dressed had her gown been, say...light blue or hunter green.

That's all for now, kiddies!